Please allow me to introduce myself;
I'm a man of snark and spite.
I've been around for about three years,
always assuming that I'm right.
And I was around when Piojo
was assumed to be hopeless and vain.
Compelled to be there
when Cruz Azul ended his pain.
I pray they beat you,
and they take this key game.
But what I really need
is a heavy dose of Aguila shame.
And ... I'm sorry for that. Couldn't help myself.